MARRIAGE - IOWA STYLE...

When I voted for Obama, I expected the gay marriage thing to be handled with dignity, class, style and taste. Instead, what I'm seeing is an endless string of bucktoothed country rubes who look like they're stopping off to take a leak at a service station on their way to a fish fry at the Odd Fellows lodge...

CARRIE PREJEAN & PEREZ HILTON or Beauty & the Beast...

So lemme get this straight...

This aging homosexual (pictured below) asks the reigning Miss California if she'd consider marrying a gay man...



She takes one look at him and says, "Not if they look like you. Now get out of my face, you dumb bitch!"

I probably got a few minor details wrong, but that was the gist of it. Right?

Oh, by the way, this is Miss California...

Mohammed's Moon - a dark play by Dale Andersen

QUESTION: IF THEY ATTACK YOUR HOUSE OF WORSHIP, CAN YOU IN GOOD CONSCIENCE KICK THEIR ASSES? ANSWER: FUCK, YEAH!

This is in Friday's New York Times...