This aging homosexual (pictured below) asks the reigning Miss California if she'd consider marrying a gay man...
She takes one look at him and says, "Not if they look like you. Now get out of my face, you dumb bitch!"
I probably got a few minor details wrong, but that was the gist of it. Right?
Oh, by the way, this is Miss California...
Mohammed's Moon - a dark play by Dale Andersen
