The Dumbest Country Cocksucker in America just got dumber. Manny "Manny Being Manny" Ramirez got caught using a banned substance. And what's worse, he got caught by Major League Baseball, which has the lamest testing program in the KNOWN UNIVERSE. You have to be extra-special stupid with sprinkles on top to fail that test. But the Dodgers, being the Dodgers, signed the only man in baseball who could fill that bill. Way to go, Frank!
But the real villian in this debacle is Vic The Brick. Who is Vic The Brick? He's this Los Angeles sports talk goofball who begged the Dodgers to sign Ramirez. Begged them to give Manny anything he asked (even though no other team wanted him). Vic wanted Manny on the Dodger roster so badly he would have sucked Frank McCourt's dick on the pitcher's mound during 7th inning stretch on Ball Day (Lucky for him Frank doesn't have one) if that's what it would have taken.
And guess what? The Dodgers actually listened to Vic the Brick. They signed the motherfucker for 45 Mill for 2 years.
So, if you want to know whose ass to kick for signing Manny, go down to AM570 and ask for the Resident Idiot. Dollars to doughnuts, every finger in the joint will point to Vic the Brick.
And just to get you in the right mood for some big time ass kicking, watch this video before you go. It's Vic the Brick welcoming Manny to Los Angeles. But a word of caution. Don't watch on a full stomach...