UNFORTUNATELY, WE WILL BE ABLE TO USE YOUR WORK...

In an earlier post on this blog, I presented examples of various turn-down letters I've received from theatres over the years.

But the one I got this week tops them all. It was a form-letter email that hilariously left out the crucial telling adverb "not," as in "we will not be using your play."



Maybe I should show up for the reading. On second thought, no.