PAKISTAN HASN'T CHANGED IN 10 YEARS...

Scroll back to 2001. Here's a Life Magazine photo from Pakistan. You see a Mullah standing on a soapbox (how appropriate!) addressing the crowd. Seems he's got a hair up his ass about cable TV's content being way too sexual. Especially those Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns. I never liked MTM. Rhoda was a skank and Phyllis had all those kinky fantasies about Lars. That show should have been banned in America...

AMERICA DESERVES TO DIE, DIE, DIE...

I have finally decided to agree with the jihadis. American culture deserves to be eradicated. It no longer has any right to exist.

Look at it this way. If America did not exist, I would not have known that today, Martha Stewart's dog shook off this mortal coil.




What kind of a culture decides that Martha's dog's death is important news? A culture that wants to die, that's who. What kind of a culture deems it necessary to follow every minute detail of a money whore's life? A culture that's become irrelevant, out of touch, beyond hope, that's who.

Just shoot us.

Please.