The idea that size is a measure of masculinity is one of our enduring myths. I have heard it said that black men as a class are proud of having large penises. I can conclude only that they have had no experience of the competition. In any case men of any colour with very large penises are not necessarily good lovers. Too many men are unimaginative practitioners of the wham bang thank you ma'am school. There is no point in using one's penis as a club when women prefer rapiers. Any jackass can have a large penis, and does.
It is said, too, that Chinese men are not well equipped, as to size. So how do you think that the birthrate in China is the highest in the world? You think they do it by registered post?
The truth is that expert love-making is not helped by a large penis. It can be a handicap. Indeed, except to the male, the penis is rather unimportant when it comes to the art of exquisite love-making.
Jamaican men disclose their penis anxiety by constantly clutching at their crotches presumably to remind themselves that nobody has recently chopped it off.
Every nation thinks that the other nation is more sexually expert than they are. This is proof of an almost universal sense of sexual insecurity among males. In the final analysis, however, the best thing to say about penises is that they are handy things to have on a picnic.
Another reason to call him A-Rod. He still has a rod...
